tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post8230196126610613048..comments2024-03-23T05:16:23.443-05:00Comments on The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen: Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-50723100752296226412008-02-14T16:09:00.000-05:002008-02-14T16:09:00.000-05:00HEY HEY!!! Now I'm going to try and get to Mass ea...HEY HEY!!! Now I'm going to try and get to Mass early so I can pray a rosary!! I've already changed my wardrobe and now I only wear NICE clothes to Mass and either hats or veils. I can't kneel for comunion because I can't get up - bum leg. (Disabled vet...) Hmmm...I wonder if there's a solution? I can't even kneel at Mass!! I need to find a kneeling cushion. Do they make those any more??? <BR/><BR/>I broke a bead on my rosary but oh well, I'll keep using her till she falls apart! THANKS FOR THE GREAT IDEA!!!!Michelle Theresehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16185810008704682978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-3366654196660748642008-01-31T13:47:00.000-05:002008-01-31T13:47:00.000-05:00We certainly need some of this humor to keep us go...We certainly need some of this humor to keep us goin! I should make copies and stick em in their "disposable" hymnals. Might as well keep the humor going while they're there.Hail3N1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16649827508362037922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-12770489814094928762008-01-28T16:30:00.000-05:002008-01-28T16:30:00.000-05:00Why would I want to come to your church if that's ...<I>Why would I want to come to your church if that's the reception to expect?</I><BR/><BR/>Only those who espouse heresy need be concerned.Kevin Whitemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07019976622801954677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-31948590341599578512008-01-28T08:48:00.000-05:002008-01-28T08:48:00.000-05:00Why would I want to come to your church if that's ...Why would I want to come to your church if that's the reception to expect?The Digital Hairshirthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15585915716220088744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-19512620246358483872008-01-27T10:01:00.000-05:002008-01-27T10:01:00.000-05:00Okay, Master of the Cave. I can't help myself. I...Okay, Master of the Cave. I can't help myself. It's been over 24 hours since I first cracked up at your "war face" (only a Jarhead can nail that one!) and bat -- so much so that I had to come back for a do-over -- but honestly, one has only to look beyond the scary hairy knees, because your TOES inspire shock and awe! Looks like you could knit or gut a deer with those suckers!<BR/><BR/>Just thought I'd share. Have a heretic-free Sunday. Wish I could...<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/>-Kit (wife of a Gunny w/20)Kithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01016763543666450600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-77966257149935502132008-01-27T06:38:00.000-05:002008-01-27T06:38:00.000-05:00PMG,I always go to Mass with hairy knees! I just c...PMG,<BR/>I always go to Mass with hairy knees! I just cover them up with my dress trousers.Kevin Whitemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07019976622801954677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-83594344892185944322008-01-27T00:57:00.000-05:002008-01-27T00:57:00.000-05:00Cavey! You got hairy knees! Don't you ever go to ...Cavey! You got hairy knees! Don't you ever go to Holy Mass with your knees exposed. Promise!!!paramedicgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17524363951843887071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-36089108756140661262008-01-26T19:20:00.000-05:002008-01-26T19:20:00.000-05:00L-O-Friggin'-L!!!Further to Paul's "A Few Good Men...L-O-Friggin'-L!!!<BR/><BR/>Further to Paul's "A Few Good Men" comment...Caveman, "We WANT you on that wall! We NEED you on that wall!" (Or in that pew, as the case may be...) Let me know if you're ever upstate in Diocese of Rochester territory. I'll keep you and your bat busy. Bring a spare, 'kay?Kithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01016763543666450600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-39443153825747308412008-01-26T13:17:00.000-05:002008-01-26T13:17:00.000-05:00Good Lord. I third the carping on the aluminum ba...Good Lord. I third the carping on the aluminum bat. WHAT IN HADES ARE YOU THINKING?! Aluminum bats are for CHILDREN. Don't be a punch and Judy hitter!gemoftheoceanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05521207668262592414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-54643333248649112682008-01-26T06:53:00.000-05:002008-01-26T06:53:00.000-05:00Cavey,I can guarentee you several dozen episodes f...Cavey,<BR/><BR/>I can guarentee you several dozen episodes for the show at my parish in DBQ alone. As for the rest of the archdiocese, you'd have a job for life.<BR/><BR/>Although I think sight of those knees alone would be enough to get half of the people on theirs. Or at least drive them into the Mississippi!<BR/><BR/>(PS If you do come, no sneaking over to E DBQ to kidnap Fr. Parker.)<BR/><BR/>As an aside, can't we burn just 1 heritic?, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07721319432213055605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-32344605213187532892008-01-26T00:32:00.000-05:002008-01-26T00:32:00.000-05:00Well, no less a luminary than Doctor of the Church...Well, no less a luminary than Doctor of the Church St. John Chrysostom said that heretics need to be smitten in the face, and should be made to fear airing their noisome doctrine in public. So there!Anita Moorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11305092097247290243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-22068597929404577342008-01-25T22:31:00.000-05:002008-01-25T22:31:00.000-05:00Caveman:Well, you know, that the old fashioned ant...Caveman:<BR/>Well, you know, that the old fashioned antiquated wooden club has an advantage over the new all-aluminum slugger--it leaves behind wooden splinters--the pain can last for hours longer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-76294960902129005062008-01-25T17:25:00.000-05:002008-01-25T17:25:00.000-05:00Kasia, I am certain that the reason Bp. Gumbleton ...Kasia, I am certain that the reason Bp. Gumbleton has remained in the Archdiocese of Detroit, under far more orthodox men, is to protect other dioceses from having to suffer from his leadership.Arkanabar Ilarsadinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00098504849466846551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-56838780085363138562008-01-25T13:11:00.000-05:002008-01-25T13:11:00.000-05:00...any chance on you coming to the Cape Fear deane......any chance on you coming to the Cape Fear deanery for a little house cleaning, Father?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05927837911572914835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-23301070557542254672008-01-25T10:14:00.000-05:002008-01-25T10:14:00.000-05:00"I rehabitate heretics. I train clergy. I am the H..."I rehabitate heretics. I train clergy. I am the Heretic Whisperer." (Appologies to Ceasar Milan.)Fr. Erik Richtsteighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16585104084132192522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-49217397068457315512008-01-24T21:08:00.000-05:002008-01-24T21:08:00.000-05:00Vir--YOU GO TO FAR!The wooden Lousville slugger is...Vir--<BR/><BR/>YOU GO TO FAR!<BR/><BR/>The wooden Lousville slugger is still the measure of orthodoxy in the lay inquisition!<BR/><BR/>Simmply because, you can bore out the end and fill it with lead, and it's easier to place spikes into the wood!ignorant redneckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718783732896413346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-34420300407701567982008-01-24T19:06:00.000-05:002008-01-24T19:06:00.000-05:00I've got some parishes around here that need the C...I've got some parishes around here that need the Caveman treatment...want to take your show on the road?<BR/><BR/>My fiancé and I have agreed never to set foot in my territorial parish again, after the last time. Let's see...everyone walked in at the last minute (OK, it was raining, I can understand running a little late), they had no kneelers (we knelt on the floor), the priest spoke of MLK Jr. and Gandhi as being in Heaven (hm, thought we didn't know where anyone was if they hadn't been canonized!), praised Bp. Gumbleton (that's our archdiocese!), and played Garth Brooks during the homily a la 70s performance art.<BR/><BR/>Some tasks are just bigger than I am.Kasiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12252276821520357094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-48834056775723410202008-01-24T16:38:00.000-05:002008-01-24T16:38:00.000-05:00I think the last picture is my favorite. Looks lik...I think the last picture is my favorite. Looks like you are about to kneecap a liturgical dancer!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05927837911572914835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-13422650142628660422008-01-24T16:13:00.000-05:002008-01-24T16:13:00.000-05:00He he he. I volunteer to give a code red. :-)He he he. I volunteer to give a code red. :-)VSOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12400266818545081938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-12010997453606783702008-01-24T12:28:00.000-05:002008-01-24T12:28:00.000-05:00LOL...excellent post!LOL...excellent post!Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05956785138139545349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-54650300773797874202008-01-24T10:58:00.000-05:002008-01-24T10:58:00.000-05:00Ah yes - a pictorial tutorial by the Caveman himse...Ah yes - a pictorial tutorial by the Caveman himself. You make learning fun. (LMAO!)<BR/>BMPBrian Michael Pagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09836644567939527991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-50924957530480584932008-01-24T06:50:00.000-05:002008-01-24T06:50:00.000-05:00Ahahahahaha.But I agree, put some pants on. It's f...Ahahahahaha.<BR/><BR/>But I agree, put some pants on. It's freezing out, anyway!Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03293284663334506224noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18853193.post-88028875011330210692008-01-23T22:22:00.000-05:002008-01-23T22:22:00.000-05:00Sweet Jesus! Are those your real knees! Get some...Sweet Jesus! Are those your real knees! Get some pants on!<BR/><BR/><I>It's time for us to rehabilitate The Church by </I>training<I> the heretics among us.</I><BR/><BR/>This made me think of "A Few Good Men".<BR/><BR/>"We're going to keep him on the base, and we're going to train him."Sir Galen of Bristolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14249011691189216258noreply@blogger.com