"NO BLOOD FOR OIL!!" Euro-Version 2.0 Oh, no Iranian nukes, either. Did everyone hear the collective nation-wide snickering last night right around sunset? Turns out we're bombing Libya for "humanitarian" purposes. Yeah, those B-2 Bombers must be dropping tactical loads of shawarmas, with Marine Corps Harriers supporting the missions with deee-lish side orders of baba ghanoush and falafel. OK, all joking aside. If this really was a military intervention of a humanitarian nature, we would have already killed Muammar Qadaffi. Period. You don't cure someone with esophageal cancer by giving them hot tea with lemon and honey. I don't have an MD or anything as grand as that, but I'm pretty sure the proper course of action is to attack the cancer itself... right? Read more...