Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Obama ensures if you get food stamps, you also get free Wireless

Remember the old days when you had to actually work to get something?

Well, outmoded thinking like that is sooooo last century.

In today's new and improved Soviet Socialist Republic of Amerika, if your lungs exchange oxygen for carbon dioxide, you'll be shocked as to just how much you qualify for.

Case in point; Sprint Nextel now has a program (government subsidized, of course) which insures if you receive food stamps, Medicaid, or certain state-funded programs, guess what? you also qualify for free wireless internet service.

As Yakov Smirnov use to say, "what a country!"



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