Wednesday, February 09, 2011

First Lady, Heal Thyself

The mirror-impaired First Lady, Michelle Obama, is now trying to force the nation's restaurants to serve smaller portions, regardless of what the paying customer wants.

According to a New York Times report on Sunday, Mrs. Obama has a team of advisers in talks with the National Restaurant Association in an effort to get eateries to serve smaller portions and healthier children's meals.



Blogger VSO said...

For once I feel bad for the Teleprompter-in-Chief, even though he is a communist who thinks nothing of babies being left to die in garbage cans. He loves a good beer and burger with fries, and his communist race-baiting elitist wife has him so whipped that he can't have the two things he and I have in common.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Jim C. said...

Well, encouragement is good. Requirement is not so good.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

Actually Cavey, I'm (Adeo) Jim C. I forgot to log out of one of my other user names/accounts (I try to keep ahead of the internet trolls!) before signing into the Cave with my usual moniker. I think I can see why Mrs. O. is promoting smaller portions! LOL Of course, I am not one to talk. more LOL

2:16 PM  
Blogger Green said...

I admit that I am fat. I like to eat and it is one of the pleasures in life. Nothing like a really good meal. From some of the past info that has leaked out, it would appear that the first lady when out likes to eat really good food as well which I assume is paid for by us. She does not maintain that butt on veggies alone. I really do not want to hear much more about these two losers. The greatest words I think we all can hear are "I will not run, and if nominated I will not accept another term as president."

7:21 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

The White House Super Bowl Party Menu:

Deep Dish Pizza
Buffalo Wings
German Potato Salad
Twice Baked Potatoes
Snyders Potato Chips and Pretzels
Chips and Dips
Ice Cream
Beverages including the following beers: Hinterland Pale Ale & Amber Ale (Wisconsin), Yuengling Lager and Light (Pennsylvania), White House Honey Ale.

It's good to be king!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Nixon said...

That's cold. Seriously. Laughing at some lady's "spread"?

6:15 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Actually, I'm laughing at her hypocrisy.

Anyone with that much ass better not be telling me or anyone else how much food we can or cannot eat.

6:23 PM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

Actually, Cavey, I AM laughing at her "spread," the hypocrite that I am! After all, it's a guy thing. *big laugh*

(in case my sign-on ID is all screwed up gain)

8:06 PM  
Blogger tuleesh said...

Ha, ha, ha.
Hey Cavey, right below the title of the article there's an ad for the italian restaurant, Buca Di Beppo, and another for an online restaurant search.

To the right, in the Explore related pages square there are "helpful-suggestion" articles that are all related to weight control. Lipo In A Box is just too funny a title. There's also a defenition for Ginormous, an adjective that means "very large;" it's a combination of Gigantic and Enormous. The rest of the articles have pictures of side views of fat people.

The "Goupon" has a picture of strawberry shortcake.
Ha, ha, ha...

1:52 AM  
Blogger Al said...

Memo to the 1st Lady
Re; Trying to push smaller portions at Resturaunts

Maybe you can afford to go to those fancy schmantzy resturaunts where the smaller the portion, the higher the price, but if you think I am going to pay more for less than you can
baci il mio grande culo italiano grasso. Capish?????

8:20 AM  
Blogger scotju said...

I'll bet she got that bum from eating a lot of rib tips, baby back ribs, and bar-b-que and fried chicken! Baby's got back!

12:55 PM  

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