Proposed Solution to Padlocks
on Church Doors
on Church Doors
Fr. Ospina, in gratitude for your priesthood and in reparation for the sins of your rebellious flock, may we, here at the Lair, humbly recommend:
The ever versatile, and OH, so handy
Taurus Judge®
Taurus Judge®
Or a very large club.
ReplyDelete45 Long Colt. I like 'em!
ReplyDeleteOh Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I can't change, the courage to change the things that I can, AND the firepower to make the difference!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy kids think "Da Judge" is AWESOME, & so do I!
That looks good for home defense, and there's a dealer in my city. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteOld Bob,
ReplyDeleteThe Judge is good for home as well as vehicular defense - although a little hard to come by these days.
My guess is that depending on the type of .410 round you put in the chamber (I would probably go w/ the slug) that padlock might just come right off that door out of fear.
What's the matter with a Ma Deuce?
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering about one of these as a car piece instead of Ol' Betsy (old Colt .357). Opinions, Cavey? Since you're an orthodox ex-Marine, I value your opinions on both Catholicism and Weaponry. Feel free to email if you don't want this on the blog, as it is a diversion of topic
ReplyDelete(I've seen several at the last few gun shows here in Austin - they are starting to come back on the shelves. Everything's more expensive than before the election, but at least Loud Perferation Systems are available again.)
Mike,
ReplyDeleteAs much as I'd love to take credit for this posting, VME is THE MAN.
Boy this weapon looks strangley familiar.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I prefer a Walther PPK. But whatever works.
ReplyDeleteMy mom still wants one of these things.... Dad is wishing for the machine-action shotgun. *drool*
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