Wow, Is There Anything She CAN'T Do??!! (Part III)
Enough BS to fertilize the entire Mid-West

I originally posted this awhile back, but seeing that The Great & Powerful Ob is coronating The Hilldabeast as our nation's numero uno diplomat, I thought we might as well review Hillary's foreign policy experience, as well as the occasional bullshit claim; As we all already know from my posting of the other day (and it being splashed all over the national news), The Hilldabeast not only singlehandedly saved the Northern Ireland peace process, she also corkscrewed her way into Bosnia and braved sniper fire... with kid in tow.

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Did you know she's also named after the first man to scale Everest: Sir Edmund Hillary. I do find it odd that the parents of the Hilldabeast would name their kid after an obscure New Zealand beekeeper. After all, Sir Edmund didn't climb Everest until six years after The Hilldabeast was born.

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She also claimed that Chelsea was jogging around the World Trade Center when the terrorist attacks of 9/11 took place. Turns out that her daughter was four miles away... sleeping. Sheesh, talk about pimping out your kid.

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She has also said that she's only the only First Lady since Eleanor Roosevelt to be in a war zone. Hmph! I guess she forgot about Pat Nixon in Viet-Nam back in 1969.

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Did you know that when she made a killing on the futures market, she learned how to do such by reading the Wall Street Journal? The only problem is, at that time the WSJ didn't cover the futures market.

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And the one that really pisses me off... she claims to have once attempted to join my beloved Marine Corps. As Jim Geraghty of the National Review points out;

And kind of odd that with all of the attention on Hillary Clinton all through the years, all those interviews, all those profiles, it never was mentioned until she addressed a lunch on Capitol Hill honoring military women, huh?
I know, I know, I'm such a cynic... me too, Jim. Me too.