This Years "Captain Louis Renault Award" Goes To....
PreVat2!

Oh, we've made reference to the good Captain in the past. But I must advise that there are a few script changes --

When you view, please change the following words:

1. Scratch "cafe", and add "parish".

2. Delete the word "gambling", and add any of the following; willful sodomy, conspiracy, obstruction of justice, rank disobedience to Rome, perjury, garden-variety-heresy, kiddie-rape.

3. Disregard the line "your winnings, sir", and replace them with either "your take from the collection plate, Your Excellency", or "your boyfriend is waiting in the car Archbishop Weakland".