Hussein Can You See....
By Barack's early light

WARNING! Harsh language alert!

Well, well, well. During the campaign, it was strictly verboten for anyone to even dare mention that dip-shit's middle name is Hussein. But now he announces that he'll be using the very same name when he places his right hand on his dog-eared copy of Das Kapital and takes the oath of office.

(Heaving a heavy sigh) -- If ya can't beat 'em... join 'em. From here on out, here's what your crack team of Jurassic Journalists shall be known as (alphabetically listed); Confi-Hussein-teor
Coo-Hussein-kie
Former Hussein Altar Boy
NYPD Hussein Green
Pre-Hussein-Vat2
Simplex Hussein Vir
Vetus Hussein Melius Est
Vir Hussein Speluncae Catholicus
I dunno 'bout you, but I'm gonna hope in one hand, and shit in the other. I wonder which one will fill up first? But hey, next month all that pixie dust is gonna get slung all over hell's half acre, and ev'rthang'll be just peaches and cream.