Here Comes Hanna!!
Blast from the past

Originally posted Sept 9th, 2007
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I Hate You, Jim Cantore
And your little weather-van, too

Everytime I hear the words; This is Jim Cantore reporting live from
~ Wrightsville Beach, NC
~ Topsail Island, NC
~ Carolina Beach, NC
~ Southport, NC
I know we're about to get pounded by another hurricane. So with that said...

Dear Weather Channel honchos,
Speaking on behalf of the males in the audience here in southeastern North Carolina... we all know that we'll eventually be visited upon by yet another natural disaster.

So in the ensuing days before landfall and we all are rivited to The Weather Channel, everyone knows that we have nothing to look forward to but days or weeks of no electricity (forget about A.C., refrigeration, using the oven and the microwave), shingles ripped off our roofs (oh, the joys of water damage), no running water (I hope we saved enough rain water to flush the tiolets with), etc, etc...

So it's a given that life is going to suck for quite some time. So with that said, could you please send Stephanie Abrams instead of Jim Cantore?

Please?




Thanks,
Every Single Red-Blooded American Male In Southeastern North Carolina.