Is This The Daughter Of Christ, Or The Painting On The Side Of A '73 Chevy Van?
The Magdelena
Helmet tip to Mr & Mrs NYPD

Yeah, I know it's just a comic book. If some so desire to buy it, go for it. I actually think this is mildly amusing. But I can't help but wonder how many functional illiterates are going to think this is true.

And I also can't help but wonder how many "Catholic" schools and catechism classes (or Religious Education, or whatever the hell it's called nowadays) will incorporate this latest novelty in the form of essays, book reports, etc. We've seen weirder coming out of today's new and improved Catholic school systems.

Here's a bit of info on this character; After the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ, Mary Magdalene, reputed to be his wife, gave birth to a daughter, Sarah. From this child is descended the holy lineage of the Magdalena, a royal bloodline that passes great power and great honor from mother to daughter. The Magdelena serves as the warrior and protector of the Catholic Church.

The Magdalena has the ability to see into the human heart, to show people the error of their ways and give them the choice to redeem their sins. There is only one in a generation, and she alone stands and takes arms against the evils of the world. Apart from the powers she is born with, the Magdalena wields the Spear of Destiny, the spear that pierced the side of Christ, as a holy and formidable weapon against the twisted and the evil.

Since the Middle Ages, the Roman Catholic Church has been the Magdalena's employer. They raise her from childhood and train her until she is ready to take hold of her destiny. It is the Inquisition, a secretive and mystical but powerful council of cardinals, that oversees the Magdalena's activities and chooses her missions.

[A further incarnation] was sent to investigate possible vampire killings in France. She found the vampires and discovered they were humans infected with a virus and saw they were not evil. She was killed by the soldiers of the Inquisition, the Garduna, for trying to prevent them from slaughtering the 'vampires'.And never fear, evil "elite Swiss Guards" and even more "soldiers of the Inquisition" have recurring appearances trying to off our wonderful protector of the Catholic Church and her various gal pals.