Have You Received Your Stimulus Check Yet?
Check... one, two... check, check... two, two

God The Father is the Creator of all... check
Jesus is God The Savior... check.
The Holy Ghost is the Paraclete... check.
The Death of Christ made my salvation possible... check.
God gave us Holy Mother The Church... check.
God gave us Saints in Heaven to intercede for us... check.
I can choose to accept God and all He gave us... check.
Even if I stumble, the forgiveness of God will always be there through His priests... check. I can choose to reject God and all He gave us... check. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling pretty stimulated right about now. Check.