Books That Consist Of A Single Sheet Of Paper
If that much
Jewish Basketball Heroes - A Retrospective
The Ted Kennedy Guide to Crisis Management
British Haute Cuisine
How to be an Orthodox Novus Ordite
Barack Obama's Accomplishments
French Military Victories Over Germany
Arab Military Victories Over Israel
Italian Military Victories Over Anyone
Why Cowboys Love Fat Calves - Hillary Explains it all
The Irish Guide To Dignified and Respectful Disagreement
Bella Abzug's Beauty Secrets
The Southern Baptist Illustrated Treasury of Saints
The Rap/Hip Hop Primer of Respect to the Gentler Sex
How To Wok Your Dog: A Guide to the Korean Culinary Arts
"Chastity: the Keys to living a holy life"
ReplyDeleteby Bill Clinton
Because I have useless trivia floating in my brain....when we lived in Korea there was an article in the base paper warning residents that not all Korean dogs were vaccinated. The reason was that Koreans only vaccinated dogs that they meant to be pets. They felt that the vaccinations ruined the taste of meat.
ReplyDeleteNow you have useless trivia in your brain too.
British Haute Cuisine
ReplyDeleteOuch. Cavey, that hurt...
;-)
Good ones Cavey, specially the Irish one.
ReplyDeleteItalian Military Victories Over Anyone
ReplyDeleteHell's bells, Caesar wrote a LONG book about them, which I had to read and translate.
It begins: Omnia Gallia divisa est in tres partes...
But maybe JuCeasar was not Italian?
Dad29,
ReplyDeleteHell no, he was no Italian. He was a Roman!
But a bit of clarification, I was reff'ing to the Italian Republic.
Comprehensive Guide to Cost Effective Government Programs.
ReplyDeleteJust to add my own!
You had me rolling on these Caveness!
Cavey,
ReplyDeleteRomans ARE ITALIANOS!!!!! Where do you thing Roma is located????? It was called Italia even then.
However, unlike Dad29 I caught the correct meaning.
Your line about Italiano Military Victories (or the lack thereof) reminded me of a line from 1 of my favorite Italiano comedians, Pat Cooper (aka Pasquale Caputo)about the same subject. As he put it talking about the Italiano Army: "We couldn't beat the Etheopians!"
Sad, but true!
The Italian guide on How to be patient and forgive your enemies.
ReplyDeleteBeing of Italian ancestry, I'm reminded of an old joke claiming that Jesus wasn't Jewish, but Italian... because (a) he lived at home until he was 30, (b) he always hung around with the same dozen close friends, and (c) his Mother is a Saint.
ReplyDelete(hehh)