Ripped From The Headlines Of The Abomination... Oops, I Mean The Obama Nation
Who's ya daddy!!??

It looks as if getting your facts totally screwed up isn't just the privilege of The Hilldabeast any more. As much as The Empty Suit wants his little fairy tale to be the Liberal wet-dream-come-true... his time line is just a liiiiiiiiiitle bit off.

Looks as if Pinocchiobama needs to shake up his family tree and find out who really is Barack baby daddy!

Here's some of the article from Fox News; (Emphasis mine) Obama’s Story About Dad’s Kennedy Link is ‘Confused,’ Fact Checker Writes

Barack Obama credits a Kennedy administration program for bringing his father to the United States, an event which eventually led to Obama’s conception. Not quite, says The Washington Post’s Fact Checker. Calling Obama’s chronology “extremely confused,” the Post’s Michael Dobbs attempts to set the record straight.

Dobbs writes that Kenyan leader Tom Mboya — not Kennedy — organized the 1959 and 1960 airlifts that supposedly brought Obama’s father to the United States. Dobbs also writes that the airlifts were in response to Kenyan political situation, not — as Obama has suggested — a Kennedy program to improve the U.S. image abroad (Kennedy didn’t take office anyhow until 1961).

Obama made the claim last year in a speech commemorating the historic civil rights march in Selma, Ala. He also said that when Obama Sr. found himself at the march in Selma, he met the Democratic presidential contender’s mother, and the rest — as Obama tells it — is history. (Awwwww.... that story is cuter than VSC's new puppy!)

“So the Kennedys decided we’re going to do an air lift. We’re going to go to Africa and start bringing young Africans over to this country and give them scholarships to study so they can learn what a wonderful country America is,” Obama said March 4, 2007. (Gee, all the Kennedys decided? Carolina and John-John, too?)

“This young man named Barack Obama got one of those tickets and came over to this country. He met this woman whose great great-great-great-grandfather had owned slaves; but she had a good idea there was some craziness going on because they looked at each other and they decided that we know that the world as it has been it might not be possible for us to get together and have a child." (So romantic love had nothing to do with it? I guess this is just a case of "Screw For World Peace", or "piece" as the case may be.)

“There was something stirring across the country because of what happened in Selma, Alabama, because some folks are willing to march across a bridge. So they got together and Barack Obama Jr. was born. So don’t tell me I don’t have a claim on Selma, Alabama. Don’t tell me I’m not coming home to Selma, Alabama.” ("So they got together"? Noooo... get it right Pinocchiobama: she was "punished with a baby". Oh, and by the way -- you're NOT "coming home to Selma, Alabama"... dumb-ass.)

And as far as Obama’s claim that he apparently was a result of his parents’ union at the 1965 march: That, too, isn’t possible — without a time machine, Dobbs says. Obama was born in 1961. (Hmmm... BO, Sr. met mommy in 1965, but BO, Jr. was born in 1961. Looks like we may have another case of "who's my daddy?" à la William Jefferson Blythe III. Oops, I mean William Jefferson Clinton. Either that, or Barack Obama is a liar.)