Negro-Lite - Half The Coloredness, All The Self-Aggrandizing!
Just what your White Guilt needs!!

As we all know by now, Missouri Democratic Congressman Emanuel Cleaver, has alluded to the fact that most White folks who'll be voting for Barack Obama, will be doing so out of nothing more than White Guilt.

Here's some of the story from The Kansas City Star; That's because, Cleaver says, many white Americans are supporting Obama because "they are looking at Barack Obama and saying this is our chance to demonstrate that we have been able to get this boogeyman called race behind us and so they are going to vote for him."

He says this is causing many African-Americans to "tremble" because they believe white Americans won't want to address issue of race then, saying it's been addressed by Obama's election.Well, the crack team of investigative reporters from CNN (Caveman News Network) have demolished the myth that so-called "White Guilt" is the motivating factor for many Whites who've become members of The Abomination... oops, I mean The Obama Nation.

Here is just a sample of average, everyday White folks we've interviewed --

"Oh, that young mulatto boy, Barry O'Bama. He makes me feel so good about myself. And he's just so non-threatening! I'm pretty sure he'd never rape me and then steal my Social Security check to buy Crack with. I think I'll vote for him!" - Mrs. Myrtle Q. Nerdsworthy. White Bread, Nebraska.




"Yo, Yo YO!!! Barack beez our BOI! He be slammin' wid duh frazzillin' fa-shnizzlin'! Damn, my nigga!!(Golly, I hope no one notices the American flag in the back hallway)" - The Bristol Posse. Mom and Dad's dining room. The toughest cul-d-sac in all of Connecticut.



"Oh yes, my Nubian god... I'd follow you anywhere! Just forgive me for 450 years of slavery!" - Malignant growth on Jesse Jackson's back.

"Get this crazy White bitch off my back!" - Jesse Jackson.


"I don't shave my pits or bathe... and I vote." - Dirty hippie. Lost in the 60's.


Black Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this.
[Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill]
Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do.
Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this.
[Hunches forward, talks nasally]
Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee.
[Audience howls with laughter]

Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame! - Mr. Homer J. Simpson. Springfield, USA.See, everyday White folks... just like you and me.