All The Depth Of A Kiddie Wading Pool
Another victim of Foot In Mouth Disease

As we all know, Michelle Obama has stated that “for the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country...”.

And just to make things all the more interesting, her subsequent "explanation of what she really meant" is just as shallow and disgusting as her initial comment. Did anyone else notice that she never even had the class to apologize for how unbelievably crude and insulting her initial remark was?

And yes, yes... there is the expected and predictable litany of political/historical achievements that The United States has accomplished since Madame Obama reached chronological adulthood. Minor things like the tumbling of the Berlin Wall; the Liberation of Kuwait; firefighters rushing into the burning Twin Towers, her husband being elected to the United States Senate, etc, etc. Nahhh... nothing to be proud of there.

But how about some of the intangibles that come from her living in these here good ol' United States of America? Here's a rather short list that this (quite honestly) stupid woman should consider before she opens her yap --

1. That she lives in a country where she hasn't been dragged off in the dead of night and been shot through her head for implying that she "isn't proud of her nation". Good thing for MO that she doesn't live in North Korea or some such similar 3d World dung-heap of a nation.

2. That she lives in a country where her husband, daughters, mother, father, siblings, grandparents, and cousins, close friends, Third Grade teacher, dog, goldfish, haven't been dragged off in the dead of night and been shot through their heads because Michelle Obama implied that she "isn't proud of her nation". Ref #1 concerning MO residing in the PRK or similar nation.

3. Allow me to add that her daughters, sisters, female cousins, mother and grandmother weren't gang raped first.

4. That her daughters will reach adulthood, and not die of dysentery, bubonic plague, dyptheria, plain old starvation or hundreds of other maladies that plague most children on earth today. I guess MO hasn't really looked beyond the United States during her adulthood. She really should visit your average Latin American, African or Asian nation and see how most of the children of the world live.

5. In accordance with sharia law, her husband hasn't had his head crushed in via public stoning (or hung, or have his head carved off... whatever) for supposedly abandoning islam and embracing Christianity. I would imagine that MO is unfamiliar with how things are ran in Saudi Arabia, Iran, Yemen, Afghanistan when the Taliban ran things, and a host of other islamic vacation spots.

6. That she and her daughters haven't been tortured due to the head-of-the-household apostatizing from islam. See #5 concerning visiting islamic vacation spots.

7. That she has the unalienable right to publicly state really, really, really stupid things.

Yeah... Michelle Obama has absolutely no reason to be proud to be an American. What an unthinking, first class buffoon she is. And yes, I have the right to say that, too.