Monday, January 07, 2008

Deanna Favre Ready to Quarterback for Packers
Brett says Green Bay will still win

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers on Saturday, January 12th.

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

Sound idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of Democrats polled agreed. She has never run a city, county, or state.

When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has eight years in the White House, pundit Dick Morris said, "So does the pastry chef."

5 comments:

  1. That's not fair! The pastry chef had a paying job in the White House!

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  2. I agree with you and I think that the same can be said of Obama.

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  3. Amusing, except it is a false analogy and false premise, leading to a wrong conclusion. That's why it sounds stupid.

    Deana isn't a professional football player like her husband, unlike Hillary, who is an attorney, a politician, and even an author, like her husband. I don't think anyone, whether they like the Clintons or not honestly believes they never talked to each other during their tenure in the white house or since.

    And the majority of Americans think it is the Christo-fascists who are unable to think for themselves who need to leave politics and this county alone.

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  4. Maya,
    Maybe sometihng that admits the premise may be faulty (part of the humor) but the point is the same -- they're a pair of power-hungry socialists who don't trust the average American to know how to run is/her own life, spend his/her own money, and raise their kids without gov't control.

    By the way, what "majority" of Americans is out there that believe that conservative Christians are in need of having their Constitutional Rights stripped away? And no... voices in your head don't constitute "a majority"

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