Friday, December 14, 2007

The Novus Ordo Of Pop Music
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WARNING!! Scary images alert

God bless Anna Haycraft, may God rest her soul. One of her quotes came to mind the other day when I was watching some drivel on TV about celebrities present day. Here's what she had to say about the "Spirit" of Vatican II and what it's done to The Church overall;

"It is as though one's revered, dignified and darling old mother had slapped on a mini-skirt and fishnet tights and started ogling strangers. A kind of menopausal madness, a sudden yearning to be attractive to all. It is tragic and hilarious and awfully embarrassing. And of course, those who knew her before feel a great sense of betrayal and can't bring themselves to go and see her any more."How the worm has turned. From being a semi-talented 80's Pop Star (if you count being an easier lay than a throw rug a talent) to a 50-ish burned-out hag who once was a 38 C and is now a 42 Long, and she must resort to publically french kissing fellow losers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera just to be "relevant" to kids today.

I guess that's what happens when you try to be everything to everyone. And that's why Madonna wins the title of The Novus Ordo of Pop Music Award.
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2 comments:

  1. Subvet6:54 AM

    You may ban the following comment (and rightfully so) but I can't resist.

    I've never understood how Madonna's husband could stand looking at that skank and think, "My wife and mother of my kids".

    I mean c'mon, if she had as many sticking out of her as was stuck into her she'd look like a human porcupine!

    Was he that desperate?

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  2. ignorant redneck7:06 PM

    The first time I heard a madonna song was on the Grenz in the Tri-Zonal region. I thought she was a skank. Then I saw a photo, and I thought she was a skank.

    Then she took singing lessons so she could play Evita--I thought that was natural because of the skank factor.

    Now she's into "Kabbalah". Not really possiblr, because if you were to actually read Kabbalah you'll find you have to be a Jewish male, married,with kids, at least 35 to study it. If someone is teaching it to you otherwise--it ain't the real thing. The real thing is like mystical theology--not a self help programme. So she's in a kind of cult, if not the kind they make bad movies about. It gets her attention.

    This chick is so damaged that she needs attention, especially sexualized attention. Shrinks call that exhibitionism. It commonly follows psychological abuse or sexual abuse. That coupled with "jokes" she's made about sex with her dad make me think she's a casualty of the modern world.

    Of course, she has kept fitter than I have so I should give credit where it's due.

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