Mamma! The Boys Are Picking On Me!!
An I'm jus' a po' widdle guhl!

Poor Hillary. It really is scandalous how those boys are dog-piling on her. Shame on you Biden, Dodd, Kucinich, and the rest of the Good Old Boys Club. Don't you know that you gotta be nice to girls?

But wait... what happens if The Wicked Witch of the North gets elected President? When she falls on her face when dealing with the world's bad-guys (and you know she will), will she then start crying that Kim, Chavez, Ahmadinejad, et al, are all "picking on her" cuz she jus' a po' widdle guhl?

And by the way... what's all this crap about "her previous 8 years of experience in the White House"? Ummm... I don't seem to recall her being elected to a damn thing.

So she happened to reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for 8 years. So what? The pastry chef was there too. Does that entail that he has "8 years experience" to be president?