Time To Send The Caveman To The Novus Ordo Re-Education Camp!
The Roman Protestants dream come true!!
Fr. Curt Kane (Interim A.P., Interim Pastor, Leader of the Revolutionary Junta, Certified Environmentalist, President of the Appalachian Peace Alliance, Spiritual Advisor to Albert Gore) of Spirit of Vatican II Catholic Faith Community has just issued the following edict stating that The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen has been determined to be out-of-bounds for Spirit of Vatican II parishioners, and are thus blogs-non-grata. Any parishioner found to have visited [this] blog will be held for a one week re-education course in the Contemplation Temple.
We here at The Lair have also been given the following ratings;
PH - Phariseeism
T - Traditionalism
F - Funny Languages
O - Offensive (anti-womyn, anti-GLBTNA, etc)
EM - Extreme Medievalism
Make sure you swing by and check out their Emergency Mandate #57. It's the GREATEST!!
The Roman Protestants dream come true!!
Fr. Curt Kane (Interim A.P., Interim Pastor, Leader of the Revolutionary Junta, Certified Environmentalist, President of the Appalachian Peace Alliance, Spiritual Advisor to Albert Gore) of Spirit of Vatican II Catholic Faith Community has just issued the following edict stating that The Lair of the Catholic Cavemen has been determined to be out-of-bounds for Spirit of Vatican II parishioners, and are thus blogs-non-grata. Any parishioner found to have visited [this] blog will be held for a one week re-education course in the Contemplation Temple.
We here at The Lair have also been given the following ratings;
PH - Phariseeism
T - Traditionalism
F - Funny Languages
O - Offensive (anti-womyn, anti-GLBTNA, etc)
EM - Extreme Medievalism
Make sure you swing by and check out their Emergency Mandate #57. It's the GREATEST!!
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
4:18 PM
4 Comments:
Hey, do they offer massages and facials at the Contemplation Temple? Sign me up!
Just clicked the link. Is their blog run by The Onion?
MHM,
Whoever they are.. they've got the whole "Spirit of Vatican II" mentality NAILED!!!!
But the sad part is, there are so many "parishes" that are just like this parody.
Well, I don't give a rat crap what anybody says. I love this car wreck of a blog.
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