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This May Come As A Shock To YouBut she isn't a real nurse
In another case of either; the American people are the most lawsuit-happy folks on the face of the earth, or the stupidest... a group has brought a lawsuit against the Heart Attack Grill of Arizona because someone might really be in need of emergency medical help and mistake one of their waitresses as a real nurse.
Other examples of extreme greed and/or stupidity include the following warning labels;
On a baby stroller: Remove child before folding stroller.
On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of soap: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion - defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On a sleeping aid: Warning - may cause drowsiness.
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a bag of peanuts: Warning - contains nuts.
On an airline packet of nuts: Open packet, eat nuts.
In an automobile owner's manual: Warning: Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.
Do not shift into reverse while driving forward.
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35 years ago, the son of a prominent Chrysler/Plymouth dealer made local gossip-news by shifting his brand-new (demonstrator) 426CID Hemi RoadRunner into "R" while going about 50MPH on a local street.
The Torqueflite did as instructed, and the car jumped off the road, becoming largely junk-metal after impacting several trees.
OPen up a snickers bar and you will find this "Candy is a treat, consume in moderation."
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