Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Election Special Report!!
This just in...

With 72% of the precincts reporting in, The Caveman News Service is predicting that white trash royalty, Britney Spears, will be divorcing no talent husband-dancer-rapper-serial inseminator Kevin Federline.

The Queen of the Trailer Park is expected to continue her tenure of being the motivational inspiration of 13-year old girls everywhere to;

1. Be a huge disappointment to their families
2. Get pregnant
3. Marry an asshole
4. Try to out-skank Christine Aguilera
5. French kiss an even skankier Madonna
6. Do steps 4 and 5 on national TV
7. Be the first kid on her block to get an STD

Who says little girls can't dream?
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4 comments:

  1. Christine9:32 PM

    and don't forget her first marriage to jason alexander which lasted 55 hours!

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  2. Ginny10:06 PM

    Gee Can # 7 be...

    Everyone's Mother hopes her daughter will be just like her one day, LOL

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  3. Christine2:24 PM

    HA HA

    I just read that she told k-fed via text message! lol

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  4. Anonymous2:45 PM

    That picture should be enough to prevent any future inseminations!

    YUK!


    Dr. Eric

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