NOOOOOOW I Know Why!Dude-ism, # 2,384
When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck
posted by Vir Speluncae Catholicus at
5:55 PM
16 Comments:
how appropriate to have that picture posted right next to Our Lady.
This coming from the foul-mouthed little brat who posted "well, our Blessed Mother didn't wear pants". i hate to break it to you, but Christ didn't wear pants either. skirts are not the f*****g path to salvation. And yes, I censored a certain word there.
I may have posted a picture of a pretty girl, (I'm sure the Holy Mother has a sense of humor), but at least I don't use the words "Christ" and "f**k" in the same breath.
Toddle off, brat. You abd your false indignation bores me.
at fatima, Our Lady warned us about the evils of skanky clothes. however, she has never once mentioned the word fuck sending anyone to hell.
also, as i am having my fourth child, i am hardly a kid or a little brat.
Heh...And I thought it was because she feels like a new gun case.
First things first...
1. Yes my dear, you are a little brat. Anyone who throws around the "F" word as often as you is obviously someone who is in desperate need of attention. You just go about it by saying f**k every third word. Hence, you're a brat. How sad daddy didn't pay all that much attention to you.
2. I seem to recall a posting of yours saying something along the lines of "shit the f**k up, and stop teling other people about there sins". With that said, your little hypocritical temper tantrum against me seems not to have too much sting to it. (of course, I censored the words that were actualy used)
So as I said before... toddle off, brat. You and your false indignation bores me.
I might add cavy, that such language is beneath the Theotokos, unlike this brat who apparently didn't get hugged enough when she was a kid, and only gets attention when her husband knocks her up. *I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt and assuming all her kids have the same father and all born in wedlock*
Sadly, it's probably true... but that was still pretty funny, AO!
Just my two bits--
On my browser, it wasn't "right next to Our Lady".
I thought it was funny.
I also thought it was because she smelled like a new recliner.
Erin is nice, you were just being snarky because men found humor that wasn't all touchy feely and sensitive to your "dignity".
I know several--no make that more than several--women with multiple children who are self centered spoiled brats.
So--IMAO--shut the copulate up.
Who says Erin is nice? Erin? She sounds like a sarcastic, judgmental snot to me.
Does anyone remember the old Saturday Night Live routine with Chevy Chase and Jane Curtain doing a newscast? Jane would report something to which Chevy disagreed. He would look at her and say, “Jane, you ignorant bitch...” I will take a more gentle approach to Erin, who is nonetheless ignorant.
Erin, can you agree that all things were created through Christ.
If I am walking through a rose garden and stop to appreciate a certain bloom for its size, unique color, or other feature, am I not giving glory to my Lord at the same time?
How is that any different if a person appreciates the beauty of God’s creation in a particular member of the opposite sex as long as the person does it without lust? Thus, Erin, admiring a beautiful, cute, and/or pretty (guy’s know the difference) is actually a way to praise God.
Erin, will you agree that God does not want us to waste the bounty of his creation, even if it has been processed or transformed into something new, for example, grain into bread? You do recall that after multiplying the loaves and fishes, Jesus sent his apostles out to gather up the leftovers and they filled twelve (get it, Erin, they each had to learn the lesson) baskets.
By extension, if man harvests God’s creation, let’s say a steer or a deer, to use for meat, He, of course, does not want to waste anything. Therefore, we eat the meat; make ox tail soup from the tail, glue from the hooves, and leather from the hide. Leather that can be used for upholstery, coats, or.......women’s garments!
Come again, when you need another lesson, Erin. Class dismissed.
"as long as the person does it without lust"
Nope, no lust at all from this viewer... lead us not into temptation Vir Speluncae Catholicus!
It is a funny joke though, lighten up, dudes.
Exactly guys.... it's a JOKE! Only someone with a dirty mind would think otherwise. Erin, are you listening?
You know, like I said before, I'm sure The Holy Mother has a wonderful sense of humor.
who needs a husband when you can have a bunch of baby daddies handing over half their paycheck every week?
who needs a husband when you can have a bunch of baby daddies handing over half their paycheck every week?
Isn't that the definition of prostitution?
Well your kids for one. Our prisons are filled with people who had the government for daddy, and without realizing it your proved our point for us. I pity you.
well I am a chick & I thought the pic was funny. I also own a truck... and I thought the joke was damn hilarious.
I love my truck.
I always knew you were cool, CC!
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