Al-Qaeda In Iraq Names New Leader
Not THIS guy again!?

45 minutes ago, terrorist organization Al-Qaeda In Iraq named Sheik Abdul Mahmoud Yerbouti as their new leader in the wake of the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

The announcement sparked outrage among Democratic leaders on Capitol Hill. Said House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi (D-Sodom and Gommorah) "Forty five minutes and they haven't captured him YET!? This only proves that the Bush Administration has no intentions of ever laying their hands on Sheik Yerbouti".

A clearly confused John Murtha (D-Vichy) added "huh?".