Saturday, January 05, 2008

More Phoniness Out of Sham Franthithco
But would you expect anything different from Sodom by the Sea?

The Archheterodoxy of San Francisco has established a lil' something called The Office of Children and Youth Protection. Golly gee, I feel safer already.

A direct quote from Archpresider Niederauer: “Parents must be assured that their children are safe while in our care.” (emphasis mine)

For the love of God. Have things denegrated THAT MUCH that we have to assure parents that their children won't be anally raped to be followed by a massive cover-up and obstruction of justice?

Oh, how I look forward to one day posting the following:

BREAKING NEWS!!

Pope fed-up, new Archbishop for San Francisco. Niederauer OUT, Niedermeyer IN.

His Excellency, Archbishop Niedermeyer


"You’re all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me 20!

6 comments:

  1. "Is that a Rainbow Sash? ON YOUR UNIFORM?!?!?!"

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  2. Best line from that great movie:

    "Did we quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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  3. "I left my lunch, in San Francisco" (sung to bad music)

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  4. And just who would pledge a man like you?
    It's a rainbow pin, sir.
    You will report to the chancery at 0900 hours - AND WITHOUT THE PPPLEDGE PPPIN!
    BMP

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  5. "Germans?" "Forget it he's rolling."

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  6. Is that 20 Hail Marys? Or 20 Rosaries?

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